Rainier cherries vs Fidget Spinners

I told the Spouse that the Rainier cherries were in but they cost something insane, like $12 a pound.  The kid said she wanted some; I told her that I’d already spent $12 on a couple of fidget spinners at the market.

“OK,” she said.  “The best thing is that you don’t just poop out a fidget spinner.”  Yes.  That is the best thing.

Unless you’re this kid.

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I’ll bet in retrospect that they wish they’d gone with the cherries. Or perhaps a less expensive fruit without a built-in choking hazard.

“Did she at least get it back?” the kid wondered. “It spins unevenly without it.”  Indeed.